In a trial that has been gaining nationwide attention, Curiosity stands accused of the brutal murder of Kitty Longstockings, a single mother of 12. Curiosity’s defence claim that it was in fact Determination and Paranoia that carried out the deadly attack at Kitty’s home last March. They claim having gone to Kitty’s home, Determination and Paranoia got into an argument with the victim over a ball of wool, it got out of hand with Determination striking Curiosity repeatedly about the head. Then as the unconscious Kitty lay bloody and helpless on the floor the defence claim that Paranoia, so worried about his involvement and convinced that he was already under surveillance by the police, convinced Determination that they should put Kitty in a sack, weighed down with bricks, and push her into the canal. Directing the jury , the judge said it was up to them to decide if Curiosity had gone to the address with murderous intent or purely, as stated under oath, to find out what all the noise was. Sentencing is expected to be carried out next week , if found guilty the minimum sentence is nine life sentences. A neighbour said of the deceased ” She was a bit of a loner and you’d often hear her having very noisy sex at the bottom of the garden in the early hours of the morning, but she didn’t deserve this”
Eight of Kitty’s children are being cared for by a slightly bonkers local lady. The police have voiced concerns for the safety of one of them as he was last seen with a man known only as “Dick”. They are believed to be heading to London. The remaining three were put down to raise awareness for a celebrity fronted cat cruelty charity.
hehe – very good
Comment by thenumber27 — February 22, 2010 @ 6:38 pm